The truth about the Barak Obama scandal.

46 years ago, Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton flew down to Kenya and injected a tribeswoman with sperm from Lenin, Che Guevara, Fidel Castro and Ron Brown. Assured in the knowledge that they had the formula to create America's first black socialist President. From there, the Democrats installed 2 operatives at the local papers, in the birth announcements department. They were told to wait until they received the sign.

When the child was born, he was given the name Barak Obama. When spelled backwards, it is Amabo Karab. This sounds like Amoba Karaba, which is Aborigine for "illegitimate president".
He was whisked away from Kenya and taken to Cuba by Harry Reid. There, he was schooled in Communism, Socialism and cigar rolling. Once he was able to recite the works of Karl Marx and perform all of the lines of Sidney Poitier's character from "Guess who's coming to dinner", he was sent to Hawaii for 2 weeks. He then boarded Soros' plane for France. Here was taught about socializing medicine and how to piss off whitey.

From there, he was sent to Jakarta to study jihad. After a few successful bombings of local pet stores, he was frozen.

In 1996 he was unfrozen and given a senate job in Illinois. A background story was made up about his earlier activism in the community. No one noticed it as actually Levar Burton. Once in government, Rahm Emanuel and Satan created a subversive wing of the Republican party to run against Barak. This wing picked a candidate that was so horrible, that the election was virtually not winnable for the Republicans. Having inserted John McCain, they then set off to rig the election in the southern states.

Their plan was almost foiled with the introduction of Sarah Palin. A woman so irresistible to the right wing, that a wink guaranteed a vote. Her charisma and charm brought out people far and wider to her rallies. Satan and Rahm were perplexed, until they came up with a brilliant idea. They would have the left wing satanist media ask her questions.

Once she was eliminated, it was a small task to manipulate the voting machines. The votes were in. Their 45 year plan was finally in place. In all of this, they forgot to get a United States birth certificate. So, a few of us remain to fight this evil. We are brave and many. We will win, for we have God and serious amounts of strong willed stupidity on our side.

Soros will not win!