The First Baptist Church of Christ, the dear Lord has come up with a new cure for homosexuality. It’s called the Tempt-B-Gone 9000. The church spent millions of dollars researching and developing the cure and had a picture on display.
The spokesperson for the Church, Bruce Thwain, described the device. “The device is approximately 8 feet tall and surrounded by a wall on three sides. The front has a door that can be shut to deprive the temptation of light. It is approximately 3 feet deep and is provided in the color white.”
The Tempt-B-Gone 9000
“The device can also be used to store clothes and other items as well”
